This Modern Death

Hey kids. Your co-host here (I’m the cute one). Anyways, we’ve been bad. Very Bad. And not in a good, I’ve-been-bad-and-now-I-need-a-spanking way. Bad-Bad. But I’m sure you’ve all noticed by now.
I can’t even remember the last time we recorded a show. No, really. I can’t remember. I remember doing the really bad one with the product review, but that’s it and we never released it. Not the product, it’s awesome. But the podcast.
And I’m here to take the fall for all of it. As I mentioned in the last one, I’m taking twenty one units this semester and feel like a trauma victim. I finally quit my job in a blaze of glory (you can email me about that if you really want the juicy details), but only just in time to be overwhelmed with school things. During the past two weeks, I’ve given two presentations, written resumes for a business plan, completed a 35 page feasibility report, written an executive summary, and taught a class how to breath out of one nostril then made them watch SNL’s celebrity jeopardy. And that doesn’t even begin to cover it, but hey, I got to see anal bum cover.

So Shaun and I make plans to record every single weekend, just so you know. Unfortunately, I’ve been spending so much time away from him doing homework and at group meetings that during the recording time, we just curl up and watch movies. Like Deadwood (Cocksucker). I can’t help it, I need to not think sometimes.

So as much as this sounds like a list of excuses, that’s not my intention. I intend this more as a plea. I think we have the best listeners, as even though we record so little, they still pick us up. So please, a one week extension of your patience, if for no other reason than to make my life easier. On Wednesday, I will present a 20 minutes presentation on a business that I’ve spent all semester, every week since PAX basically, developing. On the same day, I will turn in a thirty to eighty page business plan on the same business, professionally bound and completely free of errors (three is allowable. No more. In eighty pages.). Then, One tiny insignificant Human Resource paper, and I’m done. Then, we record. Because after all this, Final can kiss my ass. I’ll be mentally finished.

So bear with me. Until Wednesday or Thursday. That’s all. Then we record. If not, then you may leave.